It’s an old house with new 2023 appliances to keep the STR crowd happy. Needs work? Yep. Will it rust, leak & break? Of course—that’s oceanfront living, champ. If you’re rich, you bulldoze one house and build a 20M fortress—beats buying three just to clear a lot. Not wealthy? Scroll on. The play: Two massive lots = Rare Billionaire Dirt. Hedge fund guys drool. Dock in your yard, fish, run boats at midnight, or tie up your yacht because you can. SOLD AS-IS, no excuses. Don’t even whisper “inspection.” You’re in or out. This isn’t a home—it’s bragging rights, a block on Jimmy Buffett Memorial Highway. Will take BTC, ETH, USD1, or big faces in a duffle.
