Welcome to the real estate equivalent of a mic drop—a 2/1.5 townhome so fresh, so clean, even Outkast would approve. We’re talking fresh paint, and a new bathroom that practically say, “Hey, I sparkle harder than your ex's Instagram filter.” Located in a gated community because, obviously, you deserve to live like VIP. TWO parking spots. For your car and your emotional support car. Out back? A private patio where you can grill, chill, or reenact your favorite influencer pose— Minutes from everything: food, fashion, boats, Biscayne Bay, brunch, and "that one place you saw on TikTok." And drama? Please. No messy breakups, no weird rules about hanging plants, just peace, quiet, and possibly a raccoon named Dave (he’s chill). Pack your bags, and let’s get you home.
